Sunday, June 26, 2011

A Ring Around The Finger

Picture Credit : You make me smile just like this

A teacher was writing some notes on the whiteboard.
"Teacher, you wear a ring?" asked a student.

The teacher was smiling. 
"Yes, I am wearing a ring. Why do you ask?"

The student was confused.
"Are you married? I remembered that you said, you were still single" asked the student again.

The teacher was smiling at her student.
"No dear. This is only my engagement ring." explained the teacher.

The student was excited. Now, the other students were looking at the teacher. 
"Oh. So, when are you getting married?" asked the other student excitedly.

The teacher was smiling broadly showing off her two
trademark pointed cuspid.
"Soon my dear. I will tell you when the day come."

One of the student running to the teacher. He was very excited.
"Please invite us, teacher. We never been to a Malay wedding before" said the student.

The teacher was looking at all her students.
"Yes, I will invite all of my students. Okay dear, let's continue our lesson."

Later that day, after the school. One of the student met the teacher at the stairs.
"Teacher, are you happy?"

The teacher was quite confused.
 
"I am happy every day. Why do you ask?"

The student was smiling shyly.
 
"No, what I mean is. Are you happy since you are getting married?"

The teacher was grinning.
"Oh yes. I am so happy" 

Sunday, June 19, 2011

The Day Has Come!

Picture Credit : Pelangi nan Indah

Today is my day. It just has begun. The day that I have waited patiently do really come finally. I embrace it happily. Thank you god. My prayers have been answered.

 

Friday, June 17, 2011

It's Finally Friday!

Picture Credit : Beb, It's Friday!

It’s finally Friday—I’m so glad. 
It’s been a crazy week. 
I got chewed out on Monday,  
and since then it’s all been bleak. 

I lost my lunch on Tuesday,
and a parent went insane,
which shocked me so completely
that I almost popped a vein. 

I poked my eye on Wednesday,
and the nurse gave me a shot.
She sent me to the doctor
when I fainted on the spot. 

On Thursday I was tardy
’cause I kinda overslept.
And the snack that I was craving
came up missing in a theft. 

And so it’s finally Friday.
No more pencils, no more books.
No more sitting in detention,
no more teachers’ dirty looks. 

By Friday I’m exhausted,
out of energy and breath.
But that’s the day you’ll hear me shout,
“Rejoice, TGIF!” 

And twice a month on Friday,
I remember why I stay:
You see, I am a teacher—
that’s when I get my pay.

Source : Poetry Teachers

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Senarai 51 Laman Sesawang Kerajaan Yang Telah Di Godam


  • Senarai laman sesawang kerajaan yang telah di godam
 Picture Credit : Senarai websites
  • Laman sesawang yang telah di hack oleh Anonymous Hackers
Picture Credit : Hacked!
  • Laman sesawang yang telah di hack oleh Dragon Force Malaysia
Picture Credit : Dragon Force Malaysia
 
Source : Cikgu Dahlia

Spontaneous Thursday : Anxiously Waiting

 Picture Credit : Waiting Anxiously

Spontaneous Thursday
I am anxiously waiting for 'the day' to come ~~
 

Spontaneous Thursday : What?


We do have 'Wordless Wednesday' but I am not sure about 'Spontaneous Thursday'? I notice that some of the bloggers have started making their 'Spontaneous Thursday' so I think it was a cool thing to do. Like the famous DJ said, " I follow you" ~~

Spontaneous Thursday is when the bloggers post or write a spontaneous sentence and it will not be explained in detail. It's just a sentence which maybe carries a lot of meanings.
So, have fun trying to figure it out!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wordless Wednesday : Sleepy

 Picture Credit : Sleepy Cat Sleeps Like Me?

Wordless Wednesday : What?

Picture Credit : Wordless Wednesday

On Wednesdays all over the internet, bloggers post a photograph with no words to explain it on their blog. Hence the ‘wordless’ title. The idea is that the photo itself says so much that it doesn’t need any description

Resource: Wiki Answers
 

Monday, June 13, 2011

It's Monday

Picture Credit : Monday

Yep, it's Monday. And it is a school day. Means I'm working now.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Back To School

Picture Credit : Back To School

Tomorrow is a school day. The picture really describe on how I feel right now. Mak, tak nak pergi sekolah la besok, boleh tak?

Lagu Buat Bos


Picture Credit : Bos Jahat


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Buat tu buat ni
Itu yang aku dengar tiap – tiap hari sejak aku di sini

Waiter, cashier, cleaner, customer semuanya aku
Semuanya aku

Ambik anak kau balik dari sekolah pun kerja aku

Lepas tu nak kena hantar pulak dia pergi mengaji
Dekat kampong baru!

Aku buat semua for you
Aku kerja semua for you
Aku jadi bangku for you

Nasib lah aku ini, makan tidur kerja kat sini
Kalau tak dah lama ku bakar kedai ni

Ohh yea yea
Roslan, Kadir kena buang sebab dorang curi pencungkil gigi

Bos jahat,
bos jahat,

Itulah panggilan yang patut ku bagi
Dah la gaji aku sikit itu pun kau tak pernah nak bagi
Ikut hati aku orang macam kau ni dah lame

Aku,
Aku,
Aku bagi kaki
Kat muka belah

Google Page Speed


Info ini saya copy dari blogger Anastasyea.

Page Speed Online berfungsi untuk untuk mengukur prestasi blog. Sangat mudah digunakan. Anda hanya perlu masukkan URL Blog dan klik Analyze Performance. 




Anda juga boleh check page speed bagi paparan Mobile. Anda hanya perlu klik pada button drop down disebelah kanan Analyze Performance, dan pilih Mobile Suggestion. Dan inilah hasilnya. Rabia Sensei got an overall page speed score of 84 (out of 100)



 

Untuk improve page speed, bolehlah baca di bahagian Detail (dibawah Summary). Setiap cadangan telah dibahagikan mengikut High priority, Medium priority dan Low priority. Klik link tersebut dan check satu persatu. Kemudian apply kat blog anda. Insya Allah, page speed blog anda akan meningkat.

Sumber : Anastasyea

Jodoh Itu Rahsia Tuhan

Picture Credit : Mohon padaNya selalu tanpa jemu
Jodoh itu rahsia tuhan. 
Saya quote dari filem Ayat-Ayat Cinta. Saya punya ramai kawan yang masih belum berkahwin malah ada juga yang masih belum berpunya. Relationshipnya masih lagi kekal single di profile Facebook. Acapkali, topik hangat setiap kali berbicara pasti mengenai perkahwinan.
Bila nak kahwin? Umur dah banyak ni. Tak nampak bayang siapa bakal suami ni. Risaunya.
Luahan, keluhan yang biasa dilontarkan. Hujung tahun lepas, salah seorang kawan saya mendirikan rumahtangga. Padahal, sebelum ini dia pernah menyuarakan kegusarannya yang masih belum berpunya. 

Hati saya mula terasa. Ingatkan sahabat sudah berdusta. Rupa - rupanya hanya syak wasangka. Ceritanya jauh tak disangka. Dalam diam ada pemuda setaman menyimpan perasaan. Akhirnya dirisik, bertunang, bernikah dan akhirnya majlis kenduri kendara.

Itulah besarnya kuasa tuhan. Yang pastinya, jangan dibebankan diri dengan kerisauan tentang jodoh. Usaha itu sudah tentu. Yang penting, panjatkan doa padaNya tanpa jemu. Minta padaNya selalu. 

Lagipun, jodoh itu kan rahsia tuhan. 

Wallahualam.

Tahniah Terengganu



Tahniah buat Terengganu kerana berjaya menewaskan Kelantan dengan keputusan 2 - 1. Jom kita layan gambar dan video perlawanan akhir Piala FA Kelantan lawan Terengganu. Layansss ~

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Kelantan 1-2 Terengganu FINAL Piala FA 2011 | Gol Azwan Roya 


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Cikgu Shida Dari Parit

Picture Credit : Cikgu Shida Dari Parit

Saya baru sahaja selesai menonton Nona di TV3. Memang menunggu sebab nak tengok segmen Cikgu Shida di Nona. Cikgu Shida ni sebenarnya famous dengan video mimingnya di Youtube. Seorang guru Bahasa Inggeris di Parit, Perak. Ini salah satu video Cikgu Shida - 'Kalau Berpacaran'. Setakat ini dah seramai 1,393,506 pengunjung menonton video ini. 




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Tidak dinafikan, Cikgu Shida memang mempunyai bakat seni. Bagi saya Cikgu Shida seorang yang berani. Berani mengambil risiko. Dengan title cikgu yang disandangnya, mungkin ada sesetengah pihak akan memandang tindakan dan perlakuannya sesuatu yang negatif. Mencalarkan dan mencemarkan kredibiliti seorang guru. Guru yang selama ini kita cerminkan penuh dengan nilai - nilai murni seorang insan.

Dalam tohmahan dan cercaan itu, ada juga yang menyokong dan memandangnya dari sudut positif. Cikgu Shida mewujudkan satu fenomena baru. Guru gila - gila? Baru tak semestinya buruk. Tapi masih tertakluk untuk di eksperimentasi serta dinilai kesan - kesannya di kemudian hari.

Pada yang masa, video-videonya menghiburkan hati malah bak kata Cikgu Shida, dapat memotivasikan dirinya. Satu kepuasan diri apabila hiburan yang dikongsikannya dapat diterima ramai. Seronok juga kalau diterapkan dalam aktiviti P & P (pengajaran dan pembelajaran). Takderlah murid - murid bosan.

Bagi saya, apa yang Cikgu Shida lakukan adalah untuk kepuasan dirinya. Untuk berkongsi bakatnya dengan semua. Tapi harapnya tidaklah sampai melampaui batas - batas Islam serta mengganggu tugasan sebagai seorang guru. Mana tahu dengan bakat berlakon yang Cikgu Shida ada, bolehlah dia menurunkan ilmu lakonannya itu pada anak - anak muridnya.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

How to Elaborate Your Writing?

Last week, I was busy with tuition class and exam papers. All the year 6 teachers were given less than one week to mark their pupils' exam papers. Seriously, we all were rushing to meet our dateline. So, after checking my pupils exam papers, I noticed that they don't know how to write their sentences let alone to elaborate their writing. Since I still don't have enough experience in teaching, so I searched about it in the Internet. Then, I found this site in the Internet : Tjmsenrichment

The author, Mrs Cole shared one site which is very useful and it gives me some ideas to teach for my students.

Copied from the the site: Tjmsenrichment
Have your teachers ever told you to elaborate and give more details in your writing? Check out this example and watch a simple sentence expand into a fully developed paragraph as you click on the words and phrases.
So, go and check out this website : Telescopictext

 Picture Credit : I made tea
The first page it will show a sentence which is ---> "I made tea." So, when you click each one of the word, it will expand and add new words.

Picture Credit : I made a cup of tea

So, from the simple sentence ---> "I made tea." I click the word 'tea' and the sentence change into ---> "I made a cup of tea."

Cool, isn't it?

Gambar Perkahwinan Beautifulnara

Picture Credit : Raja Sehari

Picture Credit : Sama Cantik Sama Padan
Picture Credit : Ayang, meh sini abang suapkan yer
 Selamat pengantin baru Beautifulnara dan isteri. Semoga berbahagia selalu hendaknya.
Credit to Teratakarmo

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Buat Adinda Evans

Tadi pergi singgah baca blog blogger yang lain. Ramai tengah cerita pasal Adinda Evans. Nampak sangat saya ketinggalan kereta api. Siapa pulaklah si Adinda Evans ni? Adik Juliana Evans ker?

Rupa-rupanya dia kisah seorang budak perempuan berusia 14 tahun yang telah membuat pengakuan pada blognya pada December 2010. Dia mengaku yang dia tidak punya dara lagi. Pengakuannya siap menjadi tajuk akhbar tempatan Harian Metro: Bangga Hilang Dara. Siap jadi hot trend kat Twitter lagi. Hingga Juliana Evans pun terkena tempiasnya. Sehingga dia terpaksa menyatakan penafiannya dalam Twitter pagenya.

Picture Credit : Adinda Evans


Ini coretan dalam blognya.  Post ini dah di delete dari blognya.
Picture Credit : Pengakuan Berani Mati

Picture Credit : So what if I'm not a virgin?

Kesian pula saya tengok adik Adinda Evans ni. Because of her stupid mistake, it will haunt her for her whole life. Disebabkan pengakuannya itu, bukan dia sahaja yang dapat malu, malah ahli keluarganya juga.

Buat adik Adinda Evans. Benda dah berlaku. Belajarlah daripada kesilapan. Berusahalah untuk berubah ke arah kebaikan. You are still young. A lot of things need to be learn. Learn what  is right and what is wrong. I can not say you will have a long journey to go because we wouldn't know when is our time to leave.

Kita tidak tahu sampai bila hayat kita. Mungkin esok kesudahannya? Hanya tuhan saja yang tahu. So, don't wait until it's too late to change. Manusia memang tidak lari daripada membuat kesilapan. Yang penting, kita tidak akan mengulangi kesilapan yang sama dan cepat - cepat bertaubat dan berubah.

Ingat dik, setiap masalah tu, ada jalan penyelasaiannya. Jangan berfikiran pendek dengan membuat perkara - perkara yang satu hari akan kita membuatkan kita menyesal kemudian hari. If you have problems, talk with your family, friends or teachers. Insya Allah, mungkin sedikit sebanyak mereka akan dapat membantu. Yang penting, banyakkan doa. Dia Maha Mendengar.

Saya pasti ramai yang akan mendoakan untuk kebaikan adik. I said this because I also have brothers and sisters. Saya sentiasa berharap kejadian macam ini tak akan berlaku pada mereka. Terpengaruh dengan kawan. Terpengaruh dengan budaya Barat. All the negative things that can easily get from the Internet.

One day, you will get married. You will have a daughter or a son and of course you don't want this to be happening to them, right? So, adik Adinda Evans, fikir-fikirkanlah yer. Ini semua untuk kebaikkan adik juga.

Khudaya Khair From Movie Billu Barber



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English Translation - God Have Mercy!

At night if a star
Or the moon
Should fall, pick it up

Listen.
The star will sparkle
The moon will be bashful
Wear it as a nose ring

She's a little dusky
She's a little naive
like kohl

She lives in my eyes
She's like a morning dream
She hides in my eyes
You may not believe it but

She weaves dreams in my dreams
You may not believe it but
She's a fairy and she tells me stories of fairyland

God have mercy!

At night if a star
Or the moon
Should fall, pick it up

Listen
The star will sparkle
The moon will be bashful
Wear it as a nose ring

You're the wind, I'm the earth
I'm there, where you are

When you fly why don't you take me with you
You're the cloud, I'm the earth
You're there and I'm here
Why don't you take me along when you shower down

He's a little dusky
He's a little naive
like kohl

He lives in my eyes
She's like a morning dream
She hides in my eyes

You may not believe it but
She weaves dreams in my dreams
You may not believe it but
She's a fairy and she tells me stories of fairyland

God have mercy!

When she bites her finger in worry
Or twines her hair with her fingers
The clouds wring their hands
Hoo hoo

When he ignores a matter
Or frowns in frustration
The heavens shrink
Ho oo hooo

When she cuts her nails (when some part of her decreases)
The moon decreases too
When she steps on water
Even the sea parts for her

She's like a morning dream
She hides in my eyes
You may not believe it but
She weaves dreams in my dreams

You may not believe it but
She's a fairy and she tells me stories of fairyland

God have mercy!

Khudaya Khair Lyrics

(Raaton raat tara koi
Chand ya sitara koi
Gire toh utha lena
O suniyon re
Tara chamkila hoga
Chand Sharmila hoga
Nath mein laga lena) — 2

Zara si saawari hai woh
Zara si baawari hai woh
Woh surme ki tarah meri
Aankhon mein hi rehti hai

Subah ke khawab se udai hai
Palkon ke neeche chupai hai
Mano na mano tum
Sothe sothe khawabon mein bhi khawab dikhati hai
Mano na mano tum
Pari hai woh pari ki kahaniyan sunati hai

Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair

Raaton raat tara koi
Chand ya sitara koi
Gire toh utha lena
O suniyon re
Tara chamkila hoga
Chand Sharmila hoga
Nath mein laga lena

Tu hawa main zameen
Tu jahan mein wahin
Jab ude mujhe le ke kyon udti nahi
Tu ghata mein zameen
Tu kahin mein kahin
Kyon kabhi mujhe leke barasti nahi

Zara sa saawara hai woh
Zara sa baawara hai woh
Woh surme ki tarah meri
Aankhon mein hi rehta hai

Subah ke khawab se udai hai
Palkon ke neeche chupai hai
Mano na mano tum
Sothe sothe khawabon mein bhi khawab dikhati hai
Mano na mano tum
Pari hai woh pari ki kahaniyan sunati hai

Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair

Jab daanth mein ungli dabaye
Ya ungli pe lat liptaye
Badal yeh nichadta jaye
Hoo hoohhhhh

Kuch kar ke woh baat ko taale
Jab maathe pe woh bal dale
Amber yeh sukadhta jaye
Hooo hoooohh

Woh jab nakoon kutarti hai
To chanda ghatne lagta hai
Woh pani par kadam rakhe
Sagar bhi hat jata hai

Subah ke khawab se udai hai
Palkon ke neeche chupai hai
Mano na mano tum
Sothe sothe khawabon mein bhi khawab dikhati hai
Mano na mano tum
Pari hai woh pari ki kahaniyan sunati hai

Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair
Khudaya khair

Billu Barber

Picture Credit : Filem Hindustan, Billu Barber



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Source : IMDB

Based in Budbuda, Uttar Pradesh, Billu Vilas Pardesi barely makes a living as a barber. His wife, Bindiya, looks after the household, and his children, Gunja and Ronak, are on the verge of being expelled from Gyaan Bharti Vidyalay Higher Secondary School due to non-payment of fees. 


Then everything changes when Bollywood actor Sahir Khan makes an appearance to film a movie in the town. Rumors spread that Billu is Sahir's close friends, and he becomes a celebrity virtually overnight. His shop gets donations and clientèle, and the school decides to educate his children for free. The trouble begins when townsfolk want to meet with Sahir but Billu is unable to contact him.

Tengahari tadi tengok cerita Hindustan kt TV3. Asalnya tak nak tengok sebab saya kureng sikit tengok cerita Hindustan, tapi bila nampak ada pelakon Shah Rukh Khan, terus melekat. Ending cerita ni memang menyentuh perasaan. Lagu - lagu dia pun best juga. Menangis juga lah tengok ceritanya. Cerita mengenai nilai sebuah persahabatan yang sejati. 


Selamat Pengantin Baru Beautifulnara

Picture Credit : Selamat Pengantin Baru
Picture Credit : Bro Nara dan isteri
Picture Credit : Pengantin baru
Picture Credit : Berbahagia hingga ke syurga
Selamat pengantin buat bro Beautifulnara aka Ahmad Nazuwan Amran, salah seorang blogger otai. Bro Nara selamat melangsungkan pernikahannya pada 3 Jun 2011, selepas Asar. Semoga berbahagia hingga ke syurga. Amin.

Source : Qimie , Sharinginfoz
 

It's Time To Relax

Picture Credit : Relax

At last,  dapat juga saya bercuti dengan aman selepas selesai kelas tusyen selama seminggu. Chill, it's time to relax. I'm going home!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Seth, I Love You!

Picture Credit : Nora Elena TV3

Korang kenal ker siapa Seth tu? Alah, si Seth Tan dalam drama Nora Elena di TV3
setiap petang tu. Saya memang follow cerita itu sejak awal lagi. Episod semalam sangat romantik sekali Seth dengan wifenya. Saya suka sangat. Mulalah nak berangan. Lalala~

So semalam saya share dengan Mr Teddy pasal cerita Nora Elena. Tak sabar - sabar dia nak cari and download cerita itu juga. Comeynya cik abe Teddy ni. Hehe.

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